
Did the sf fixed tuesday ride this week. checked the route out online beforehand and it didn’t look too serious - only 13 miles. but after checking their forum and finding 4 pages of comments about how many hills there were, how steep the climbs are, and how scary the descents might be I started to wonder.
I show up 20 minutes early at the meeting point (a giant sculpture of a bow and arrow) on the embarcadero near the bay bridge. A few people are there already - more gradually show up. It was definitely a weird feeling to not know anyone, not know where we were headed, or even how hard the ride would be. Plenty of nice bikes - a few bareknuckles, lots of vintage track frames, a couple hed 3s. a few road bikes too - glad I’m not only one. We leave at about 7:50 - pretty casual, one dude in a rapha coat on a nicer old track bike just kinda yells “lets go” and we all gradually roll out.
We cruise down the embarcadero, keeping a good pace into a headwind - the dude in rapha leading at the front. We roll thorough fisherman’s wharf, pier 49, and past the historic park, when I realize (too late) we’re going to smash up this nasty short but steep hill. Feeling a little guilty, I fumble into my inner ring and stomp on it, dodging tourists and the group. We wait at the top for everyone and then descend through the park to marina blvd. I’m pretty far back in the group because I was late leaving the top of the hill so I get a perfect view of a kid running into a jogger. Pretty terrible to see. It was a complete accident, both parties were unhurt and no-one seemed mad - both were just a bit shook up. Bit of a wakeup call.
I work my way back up to the front of the group as we get closer to golden gate park. A littler guy with a mustache on a yellow track bike passes me to take second wheel behind an asian dude on an IRO. We turn left into the presidio and the dude on the IRO drops back. I follow the yellow bike as we climb past historic military buildings before riding into woods on rough two lane blacktop. Mr. IRO is back on the front and we continue climbing. I stop looking at the scenery and concentrate on the wheel in front of me as my legs start to burn. I can’t believe how fast these two are climbing on fixed gears, I’m getting dropped and I start to get passed by a few riders, before we stop, thankfully at an old building on storey ave.
I pound water, catch my breath, and then pound a clif bar. I’m pouring sweat in 50 degree weather with just a hoodie on so it strip down to a teeshirt and armwarmers. We wait again, longer this time for everyone to make it. We continue up a ways and then start descending - I’m riding my brakes, trying to give people space and the amazing view on my right sneaks up on me. The pacific ocean, deep blue, crashing on rocks far below us. The road winds and curves as we pick up speed. my legs are still rubbery.
The road flattens, we spin through a neighborhood and then we’re climbing again. I’m working my way back up to the front as we exit the neighborhood and enter lincoln park. The ocean is in view again on our right side as we suffer up to the legion of honor. I catch my stride and grind it out - in pain but managing, 5 or 6 riders from the front. we make it up to sit and wait, then drop down out of the park. Next we climb clement st. up to fort miley. Then build speed on the descent to race down past the cliff house, tight turns, big ringing it, low over the bars, side by side with the other roadies down to the beach.
The group starts to splinter up as we ride through golden gate park back into the city. My bottle is emtpy, it’s dark, I’m tired, satisfied and really happy.

Thanks to all the sf fixed riders - to turpe for organizing, and to everyone I met. If you’re even in grand rapids - on a wednesday night, we’d like to see you. Hell, we can probably even find you a bike to ride.